JIM TREACHER: I Believe Lyndsey Fifield.
According to Graham Platner, everybody in his life knew he had a Nazi tattoo… except him. And it’s their fault for not telling him.
That’s his story. I guess he didn’t have time to come up with a better one.
Even for a Democrat, this guy is full of $#!+. He makes Obama look like George Washington.
So, yes, when Graham Platner calls Lyndsey Fifield a liar, he’s lying. That’s what Nazis do.
Adolf Hitler himself called it the Big Lie. The more brazen and audacious the falsehood, the more likely people are to believe it. Because who would have the gall, the impudence, to be so horrible?
Well, Graham Platner would.
It worked for that guy, and it’s working for this guy. The Democrats love their new pet Nazi.
“Uhhhh, he’s not a Nazi. He’s a socialist!” I love that one. As if they’re polar opposites. No, those philosophies are on one end of the scale, and on the other end is freedom, liberty, the truth.
Not all the Democrats are on board, though.
John Fetterman, who knows a thing or two about lying to get elected, is now promising to wear a suit every day if Graham Platner can prove that he didn’t send pictures of his penis to underage girls.
Fetterman vows to ditch hoodie for suit if Graham Platner proves he didn't send 'd-k pics' to minors https://t.co/Qbkl2erI4I pic.twitter.com/i2onsEhbYw
— New York Post (@nypost) June 6, 2026
I’ve said a lot of things about John Fetterman, but I’ve never said he’s not funny.
And he’s bucking his own party again, which I appreciate. All the Democrats who lied about his stroke during his election now hate his guts. They think he owes them a bunch of lies in return, and he won’t comply. I like that. He got ya.
Then you have James Carville, who’s always good for a quote. And it tends to be something he ends up wishing he hadn’t said.
“Listen to what political super-genius James Carville has to say about Graham Platner,” Treacher writes. Here’s a transcript: James Carville endorses ‘f–ked up’ Graham Platner, compares him to US allying with Stalin to win WWII.
“If you believe, as I do, that the country is in imminent peril — I mean imminent peril — who is most likely to slow this criminal in charge? Susan ‘Blueberry Jelly’ Collins, or five degrees off dead center Graham Platner?” Carville asked. “I think it’s Graham Platner.”
“And you know if Franklin Roosevelt and Winston Churchill could work with Joseph Stalin — who, by the way, well, I’ll tell you this, he was a bad guy, a really bad guy, alright — then I can overlook a tattoo,” Carville added.
So the guy with the Nazi tat isn’t the second coming of Hitler, here’s merely the modern day equivalent of Stalin. Hey, you know what the two had in common? And what they share with the modern-day left? As Batya Ungar-Sargon writes: The Left Has Made Offending Jews the Cornerstone of Its Agenda.
UPDATE:
These people, sadly, are taking over your party.
— David Harsanyi (@davidharsanyi) June 8, 2026