NOBODY I KNOW WOULD FAIL THIS TEST:

Here are things that might come out:
1. "I thought we were serious and he clearly wasn't."
2. "I introduced him to my family and we still broke up."
3. "He was an ass."
Things that won't:
"He locked me in a room for any length of time."
"He manhandled me."
"He scared me." https://t.co/GoZpRlfSKm

— (((Not That Crown, Maybe))) (@CrownMaybe) June 5, 2026

The left moved almost immediately to the “Everybody Does It” phase of excusemongering for the Nazi who at the very least emotionally abused his girlfriends.