YOU BOYS COULD USE A LITTLE CHURCHIN’ UP:
Poor Americans who attend church regularly are happier than rich Americans who never go.
Behavioral scientist William von Hippel thought he'd made a coding error. He hadn't.
"Regularly attending services has a bigger impact on your happiness than wealth," he writes. "Money buys… pic.twitter.com/1hLLakmHAh
— Clint Teeples (@TeeplesCY) May 3, 2026
Or as America’s Newspaper of Record suggests:
Report: Go To Church You Heathen https://t.co/aR2FbDEx9q pic.twitter.com/bVcnwwdEX8
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 1, 2026
(Classical reference in headline.)