CLIPPY SAYS, “I SEE YOU’RE TRYING TO FLY PAST THE MOON…”

NASA pays $100M for Microsoft 365 licensing across the agency. They standardized every system on Microsoft. They put Microsoft Surfaces on the Orion spacecraft as the crew's personal computing devices.

And the first technical crisis of humanity's return to the Moon was Reid… https://t.co/giWFyug9rA

— Aakash Gupta (@aakashgupta) April 3, 2026

“This spacecraft survived hydrogen leaks, helium leaks, a faulty heat shield, and a broken toilet. Outlook broke anyway. The toilet actually got fixed faster.”