CANDY CRUSH! Thieves make off with 12 tons of KitKat chocolate bars.

Twelve tons of KitKat chocolate bars went missing in ​Europe last week after thieves ‌made off with the truck transporting them, Swiss food giant Nestle  said on ​Saturday.

KitKat, which is made by ​Nestle, said the truck carrying 413,793 ⁠bars of its new range ​set off from central Italy to ​distribute the chocolate throughout Europe, but never reached its scheduled final destination in Poland.

The ​vehicle and the merchandise remain ​unaccounted for.

Though the suspects should be pretty easy to spot:

https://t.co/2ylOhXd3Yq pic.twitter.com/vqDaZa9Qvw

— ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ (@Andr3jH) March 28, 2026

Another movie version proposed here:

“You’ve got ten seconds, go.”
“It’s HEAT by way of Willy Wonka.”
“Here’s $80M, get Chalamet.” https://t.co/KTsZLDmBl5

— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) March 28, 2026