IT’S MORNING IN AMERICA:

It is pretty hilarious that Mr Alcoholic Big Bench Press Secretary of War is racking up insane, unbelievable wins like you would expect a character called Mr Alcoholic Big Bench Press Secretary of War would do in an 80s action movie.

— Edward Badgette (@acrimonyand) March 1, 2026

UPDATE (FROM GLENN):

The fact that a billionaire real estate playboy who liked to slap his name on steaks and wine has proven to be a better diplomat and military strategist than every other politician and foreign policy expert over the last 30 years is such a damning indictment of the DC… https://t.co/Qp2QRAAMTg

— William Wolfe 🇺🇸 (@WilliamWolfe) February 28, 2026