THAT WOULD BE TRULY AWFL:

Imagine having 90% less violent crime.

We could literally do it.

But unfortunately, it would require upsetting the neurotic women and effeminate men who are active on Bluesky.

So I guess we just have to deal with the violent crime. https://t.co/1WAVdZY5mI

— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) February 5, 2026