WOW: What One Australian Teen Did to Save His Family Is Superhuman. “A 13-year-old boy from Australia has gone viral after a superhuman display of heroics rescued his family after they drifted out to sea. And this is one of a million reasons why you won’t catch this writer out on the ocean or any other large body of water. That, and an irrational fear of giant squid. I don’t care what anyone says, the kraken is real.”

I don’t know about the kraken, but I sometimes miss living by the ocean.