DISPATCHES FROM THE BLUE ZONES:
He randomly attacked a man with a pipe in the Loop.
The victim suffered facial fractures, lost teeth, and required multiple reconstructive surgeries.
It was his 57th arrest.
But his plea deal will not require him to spend a single day in prison.https://t.co/0JZ1ME8aCi
— CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) January 12, 2026
Three strikes is plenty.