KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Let’s Hear It for the (Red-Blooded American) Boy! “In Wednesday’s Morning Briefing, our own Kevin Downey, Jr. talked about AWFLs, the affluent white female liberals who are ruining our country. In an effort to be fair and balanced, I’d like to add that behind every one of them is usually some effeminate, affluent, white, liberal ‘man’ who wishes he could menstruate, watches Property Brothers, and secretly wishes his favorite AWFL would paint his toenails to match hers.”

Sarah Anderson is filling in for Kruiser today.