CAPTAIN OF SOMALI PIRATES TAKING PERMANENT SHORE LEAVE: Tim Walz abruptly drops out of Minnesota governor’s race in wake of alleged billion-dollar fraud scandal.

UPDATE: Just think of the media as Democratic Party operatives with bylines, and Walz’s lack of vetting last year makes perfect sense:

Or maybe he was vetted, because the DNC-MSM liked the idea of Somali-style daycare frauds in all 50 states?