DISPATCHES FROM MURDEROPOLIS:
Another submitted image from lovely Uptown Minneapolis. McDonalds now has to lock their doors during business hours and monitor entry because the area is so safe and vibrant. pic.twitter.com/ywZhe9Q35j
— CrimeWatchMpls (@CrimeWatchMpls) December 14, 2025
Evergreen:
As Stephen Kruiser wrote in 2021: U.S.May Want to Look Into Getting Rid of Minnesota.