AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

Breaking: Hamas Breaches White House Perimeter https://t.co/7ESU0Dwx59 pic.twitter.com/oJjoUYkdJC

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 21, 2025

To be fair, it’s not the first time that Hamas has breached the White House parameter:

All you need to know about Ben Rhodes: his nickname in the Obama White House was “Hamas” – per presidential historian @TeviTroy. https://t.co/RlYqPMemSw

— William Daroff (@Daroff) April 17, 2024