THIS JUST IN: BELTWAY BUREAUCRATS HATE TRUMP! Unsportsmanlike Conduct: Trump Takes in an NFL Game and Lefties Lose Their Ever Lovin’ Minds.

So it’s a two-fer: Trump’s mere presence causes the left to have the ultimate ’60s acid flashback and boo the president and the troops. Things got a little out of hand. It’s just this war and that lying son of a bitch, Johnson!