AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Authorities Warn Katie Porter Has Grown To 600 Feet And Is Currently Rampaging Through San Francisco https://t.co/EEK3JIYjEX pic.twitter.com/KrR13bM0sY
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 8, 2025
On the upside, this would give the long beleaguered city the fresh start it so desperately needs.