THEY REALLY DO WANT YOU (AND HER) DEAD: Welcome to Portland, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem. “The former governor-turned-Department of Homeland Security Secretary was not on the ground for more than a few minutes on Tuesday afternoon when the Oregon governor showed up to greet her. But Gov. Tina Kotek couldn’t answer her questions or guarantee her ICE officers’ safety. Kotek, in a towering show of leadership, passed the buck to the Portland police chief, Bob Day, who proceeded to tell Noem that he couldn’t help keep ICE officers safe, either. A meeting with Mayor Keith Wilson netted the same result.”