MEANWHILE, OVER AT VODKAPUNDIT: Coming Soon From Bill Gates’s Lab of Horrors: FRANKENBUTTER. “If Savor’s ‘butter’ processing facility looked any more like an oil refinery, Ukraine would bomb it. They don’t even have a consumer-friendly name for Frankenbutter yet. So far, the company refers to their catalytically converted, bubble-column-reactor-induced butter-type product as ‘butter made from carbon’ or ‘animal- and plant-free butter.'”