MEANWHILE, OVER AT VODKAPUNDIT: Instant Karma’s Gonna Get You — With ICE and Friggin’ Laser Beams “I want you to picture yourself as an illegal alien living near a Portland ICE facility right now, today, during President Donald Trump’s crackdown on people just like you. This, you must imagine, would be a good time to drive like that old acquaintance of mine, metaphorically and literally speaking. Or — hear me out on this one — maybe you could take a slightly different approach.”