GREAT MOMENTS IN INTERSECTIONALITY: Greta’s flotilla has exposed the suicidal stupidity of Islamo-leftism.

[I]f I was Israel, I’d relax. You don’t need to ‘defeat’ this flotilla – they’ll defeat themselves with the hilarious contradictions of their Islamo-leftism. This week it was reported that the flotilla has ‘descended into chaos’, following the outbreak of a ‘woke on woke’ civil war. A Tunisian coordinator of the flotilla has reportedly resigned after discovering that the boats are carrying – brace yourselves – LGBT people. Sinful homosexuals? That just won’t do. It’s not Israel that’s being humiliated on the high seas. It’s Queers for Palestine. It’s Gays for Gaza. It’s the whole fragile and lethal alliance between blue-haired Westerners and red-faced Islamic hotheads who might agree that Israel is a demonic entity but who disagree on just about everything else. They said they’d ‘smash’ Israel’s blockade but the only blow they’ve landed so far is an entirely self-inflicted one, exposing to the world the suicidal idiocy of genderfluid Westerners cosying up with Allah-fearing Koran-bashers in an orgy of hatred for the Jewish nation.

That’s the funny thing: when the IDF takes this Dad’s Army of wokeness into custody and then flies them home again, it will be doing them a massive, progressive favour. It will be saving them from the racists, misogynists and homophobes of Hamas and its mad allies. And will Greta and friends say thanks? Will they hell. ‘War criminals!’, they’ll wail as Israel delivers them from the hell of medieval Islamism. I can’t wait.

To be fair, this time, they may have a case for calling Israel war criminals: Greta Thunberg’s freedom flotilla tortured by endless noise as hijacked radios blast Abba on repeat.