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In January of 2020, Clarice Feldman explored, “The Trump Grabbed Schrodinger’s Pussy Theory:”

As you may recall Schrodinger’s cat is a quantum physics paradox in which hypothetically a cat may be both alive and dead at the same time. My online friend “The Infamous Ignatz” offers up, quite rightly in my opinion, there is “The Universal Quantum Trump-Grabbed Schrodinger’s Pussy Theory. He is not only the cause of all known phenomena in the universe but the cause of all potential phenomena as well.”

The London Telegraph may be taking that theory a bit too literally.