NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT: So, That Protest Of Old White Lefties in D.C. Pushing for MORE Crime? Insurrection Barbie Just Busted ‘Em.

As the late P.J. O’Rourke wrote in his 1991 magnum opus, Parliament of Whores:

Not long after Andy [Ferguson] and I met, we were driving down Pennsylvania Avenue and encountered some or another noisy pinko demonstration. “How come,” I asked Andy, “whenever something upsets the Left, you see immediate marches and parades and rallies with signs already printed and rhyming slogans already composed, whereas whenever something upsets the Right, you see two members of the Young Americans for Freedom waving a six-inch American flag?” “We have jobs,” said Andy.

And so do the protestors:

“So, once again, taxpayers are funding protests they do not necessarily agree with. Yay.”

Related:

every time you see “spontaneous” substitute the word “sponsored” in your head https://t.co/PyRiKM8oo2

— Mike Benz (@MikeBenzCyber) September 7, 2025

Earlier: Stephen Miller’s Rant on ‘White, Crazy Communist Hippie’ Rent-a-Mobs in D.C. Is Standing-O Worthy.