AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

Man Tells Subway Worker He's Looking For Something With Stopping Power That's Compact And Easy To Concealhttps://t.co/X8lnJDIGay pic.twitter.com/bjapkHqQEN

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 15, 2025

UPDATE (FROM GLENN):

I have my pistol but I stopped off @subway in case I needed a back up. pic.twitter.com/jruZ6NvW5c

— Tim Burchett (@timburchett) August 16, 2025

Don’t get the meatball sub. We don’t want weapons of war on our streets.