AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
American Eagle Apologizes, Replaces Sydney Sweeney With Fat Transgender Double-Amputee Of Color https://t.co/qlQnE0l4hA pic.twitter.com/GvMOOMXiJE
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 29, 2025
Sydney Sweeney will also be getting a stylish new, modern look:
Federal Judge Orders Sydney Sweeney To Gain 100 Pounds And Get One Of Those Butch Haircuts https://t.co/idkx973KCo pic.twitter.com/dVTzmfXVLI
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 29, 2025