KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Fat, Drunk, and Governor of Illinois Is No Way to Go Through Life, Son. “It’s a safe bet that Pritzker won’t be mobilizing himself — the dude is one Chicago Italian beef sandwich away from exploding like Mr. Creosote in ‘Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life.’ Yeah, I’m doing fat digs here because Pritzker’s bad*** shtick is in desperate need of a reality check. He’s a privileged rich boy from the family that owns the Hyatt Hotels who fancies himself a champion of poor minorities.”