DISPATCHES FROM THE HOUSE OF STEPHANOPOULOS: ABC News’ Trump Headline Inspires Greg Gutfeld’s 4-Step Summary of Why Media Is Circling the Drain.

Greg Gutfeld outlined the legacy media’s four-step circle of life (or death as it were):

That ABC News headline is not unlike when the media devotes a lot of time to trying to make everybody think they’re about to die from climate change following that up with reports about all the “climate anxiety” people have.

Related: “Arrests for illegal border crossings have fallen to their lowest level since Trump’s last term. This isn’t because of non-enforcement. It’s because people aren’t coming now.”

UPDATE: Speaking of Gutfeld, it’s hard to think of a conservative getting anything approaching positive coverage in Variety until now: