C’MON, THAT’S AN EASY ONE: Guess Which Wicked Star Will Play Jesus in Hollywood Bowl Production of Jesus Christ Superstar.

We all knew this was coming, right?

In the era of wokeness, it was inevitable that some production would decide to make Jesus a diverse character, and it’s finally happening:

Will she keep her septum piercing while in character?

Exit quote:

Hey, let’s not lose our heads here — there are limits to stunning and braveness.