OLD AND BUSTED: “Can I get me a hunting license here?”
—John Kerry, October 2004.
The New Hotness?
The really good hunters are able to stalk and strangle pheasants. https://t.co/la5ueTNjz6
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) October 12, 2024
C’mon — it’s 2024; Walz bags pheasants by aiming mental death rays at them, Sheldon Cooper-style: