JIM TREACHER GOES TWENTY MINUTES INTO THE FUTURE: Who’s Joe?

The old man finally returned to the public eye yesterday, proving he’s still alive and can move under his own power.2 He delicately exited his limo, walked up the big-boy steps to Air Force One all by himself without falling, and executed a crisp salute to the watching world. With Jill nowhere to be seen.

He wanted to get everything right, because it was the last time.

That’s after his initial proof of life on Monday, when he called into Kamala’s emergency campaign launch. It was obviously him — no, not an actor, not AI — and he did not sound good.

So now we know he can still speak, and we know he can still walk under his own power. We just don’t know if he can do both at the same time.

He’s supposed to address the country tonight in prime time. I wonder what he’ll talk about?

I think America is about to get our first female president of the United States.

Sorry, Hillary!

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If you’re so excited by her “history-making potential,” why don’t you want that old man to go away? Your new savior awaits.

There’s only one old white man standing in the way of history right now. And he ain’t Donald Trump.

Stay tuned.