KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: The Dem ‘Convicted Felon’ Eunuch Chorus Isn’t Gaining an Audience. “Ever since former President Donald Trump was handed a kajillion bogus felony convictions for the equivalent of a handful of parking tickets, his haters have been squawking ‘Convicted felon!’ like short bus parrots. The insane repetition of the phrase is obviously intended to cause damage to Trump’s reputation and election chances.”