OLD AND BUSTED: Asian Murder Hornets are on the way!

The New Hotness? “The Northeast U.S. is bracing for an invasion of giant venomous spiders with 4-inch-long legs that can parachute through the air.”

Fortunately, America’s Newspaper of Record explained how the invasion of the Asian Murder Hornets was muted in 2020, so likely a similar approach could work next year against the parachuting giant spiders: Trump Retaliates Against Asian Murder Hornets With American Kamikaze Bears.