DISPATCHES FROM FUN CITY THE ‘PORT-AU-PRINCE OF AMERICA!’  ‘Who The F*** Has Ever Said That?’ Eric Adams Calls NYC ‘Port-Au-Prince Of America:’

What is Adams trying to say about deteriorating conditions in Manhattan post-Giuliani and Bloomberg?

● Haiti’s crime rate more than doubles in a year.

—CNN, April 26, 2023.

● Gangs tighten grip as Haiti spirals to collapse.

—The BBC, Thursday.

● Why did the internet suddenly become convinced Haiti is filled with cannibal gangs?

—The Daily Dot, Wednesday.

How bad is it in Manhattan these days?! Snake Plisskin, call your office!