WYOMING MAN FIGURES OUT HOW TO SELL A BEAT-UP 30-YEAR-OLD SUBARU WITH 219,000 MILES ON IT:

Who wants to buy a 1994 Subaru Loyale? According to the seller, Cody resident Preston Hajik, apparently everyone does.

“A guy texted me who wanted to come all the way from Laramie to get it,” Hajik told Cowboy State Daily. “It seems that everybody in the state of Wyoming wants this car.”

That’s because Hajik posted an innovative ad for the 30-year-old sedan — dubbed “Ron Suburgundy” — on the Cody Classified Facebook page. The response has been overwhelming, probably because he did too good a job overselling his car by underselling it.

“Alright, let’s get this out of the way,” his ad reads. “This isn’t the car you want, but it’s the car you need.”

Cruise control with the right foot, traction control with the left, five seats or two seats and an enclosed truck bed, and only 219,000 miles (or so says the odometer).

You can almost hear Ron Burgundy himself: “Don’t act like you’re not impressed.”

However, as an informative, hard-hitting anchorman, Burgundy would also be obliged to point out that hitting CTL-F “1999 Toyota Corolla” brings up zero results in the above article: The Story Behind That Hilarious Toyota Corolla Craigslist Ad.