AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: To Protect Against Protesters, Louvre Equips Mona Lisa With Laser Eyes.
Though to be fair, the Mona Lisa actually is equipped with a defensive mechanism almost as caustic to the Taliban left:
Anti-fossil-fuel activists trying to vandalize the Mona Lisa but getting thwarted by glass sold from a company owned by Charles Koch is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. The irony here is just perfect. pic.twitter.com/XB4iT1pI1H
— Robert Sterling (@RobertMSterling) January 30, 2024