ED MORRISSEY: DoJ: Hunter’s Laptop Is Real, Spectacular, and So Was the Cocaine on His Holster.
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More: “We are therefore confronted with the same mystery that bedevils us with the White House cocaine: Who put Hunter Biden’s cocaine into the carrying pouch of Hunter Biden’s illegally-purchased gun?! We may never know the answer, vows the FBI,” Ace of Spades adds.