ELISE STEFANIK AS BOND SUPERVILLAIN:

Flashback:

And then — I know this will be shocking to a New York Times staffer — journalism began to occur:

Exit quote:

Their source was the New York Times, to coin a phrase.

UPDATE:

Mitchell and Webb should update their “Are we the baddies?” sketch, with the other Nazi replying, “Well Fritz, to be honest, it depends on the context.”

(Updated and bumped.)