WELL SURE, BUT WOULDN’T TERMINATING THE NFL PRODUCE EVEN MORE DRAMATIC RESULTS? Taylor Swift’s whirlwind romance with ‘soul mate’ Travis Kelce has produced 138 TONS of CO2 emissions in three months – and the singer would need to plant more than 2,200 trees to offset the damage.

I’ll believe global warming is a crisis when the people who tell me it’s a crisis start to act like it’s a crisis themselves. In the meantime, I don’t want to hear another word about Glenn Reynolds’ carbon footprint.