VODKAPUNDIT PRESENTS YOUR WEEKLY INSANITY WRAP [VIP]: Meet Billy Joel, Florida Man. “Billy Joel, one of Long Island’s most famous residents, has apparently departed for Florida. That’s the big crazy on today’s Insanity Wrap — an entire week’s worth of nuttiness wrapped up in one easy-to-swallow medicated news capsule.”

Plus:

• Australia’s newest superstar is probably afraid of knives.
• You’ll never believe Canada’s newest leading cause of death.
• Women shouting down women for fake women.

So much more at the link, you’d have to be crazy to miss it.