NOT THE BABYLON BEE: Bud Light Costume Guy Arrested For DUI As Brand Keeps Taking Ls.

Sales are terrible. In Ohio, there’s massive discounting on Budweiser and Bud Light. Clay Travis claims people in his rich neighborhood wouldn’t be caught dead holding a Bud Light. The general public is running away. Even the gay bars are mad at Bud Light.

And now the Franklin County (KS) Sheriff’s Office goes and does this.

“A career in law enforcement is exciting, and you get to experience something new every day. Sometimes you see things you can’t believe!” the sheriff’s office wrote on Facebook over the weekend.

“Yesterday, our deputies were notified of a possible intoxicated driver traveling northbound on Interstate 35. The vehicle was located and eventually pulled over. Deputies were surprised to see that the driver was wearing a beer can costume.

“Yes, you read that correctly. The driver was eventually placed under arrest for driving under the influence of alcohol and transported to the Franklin County Jail. As always, suspects are innocent until proven guilty.”

Exit quote: “Y’all did Dylan Mulvaney dirty. Let em drive.”