DISPATCHES FROM THE BLUE ZONES: San Francisco Target puts entire inventory on lockdown amid shoplifting crisis.

A San Francisco Target store has been putting all of its products on lockdown amid a shoplifting crisis that has crippled retailers in the Golden Gate City.

Footage of the store’s interior posted to TikTok Thursday showed aisle after aisle of toiletries and cosmetics under lock and key in the megachain.

While it’s common for stores to lock up small valuable items like razors, heaps of inexpensive large items like mouthwash, shampoo and lotion were also being kept out of reach of the grubby hands of would-be shoplifters, the clip showed.

Enjoy all the convenience of Soviet-style shopping but without the artificially low prices!