MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS: We Now Know Where Biden Kept the Second Batch of Classified Documents.
DOOCY: “Classified materials, next to your Corvette? What were you thinking?”
BIDEN: “My Corvette’s in a locked garage, okay? So it’s not like they’re sitting out on the street.”
As always, life in the 21st century imitates Monty Python.
UPDATE: The London Daily Mail in 2015: Biden home security system failed so often last year the Secret Service switched it off.