JEFF DUNETZ: An Important Message To The Gentiles On Rosh HaShana.

Because of the coming holidays, we would like to provide our Gentile friends with a list of dos and don’ts for the days we are gone.  PLEASE REMEMBER, we’ve built a nice little internet here. Behave yourselves while we are gone.  We’re not asking–we’re telling.  Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene was correct—there is a Jewish space laser. We can zap you anytime we want.

Heh, indeed. Read the whole thing.™