AS ALWAYS, LIFE IMITATES AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Epileptic Child Has Seizure After Gazing At Latest Pride Flag.

—The Babylon Bee, May 24th.

The Brooklyn Nets today: Hold my beer!

Related: The History of TV Color Bars, One of the First Electronic Graphics Ever Made.

UPDATE: Another prophecy from the Bee came true today: Powerful: Military To Allow Troops To Replace Camo With Colors Of Their Gender Identity Flag.

—The Babylon Bee, March 13th, 2021.

The Marine Corps today: