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Flashbacks from America’s Newspaper of Record:

Biden Admin Issues New Masks With Holes In Them So You Can Smoke Your Free Government Crack Pipe.

Biden Announces New Program To Give White Suburban Women Free Wine Glasses.

Hunter Biden Arrives At White House In Fake Mustache And Glasses To Receive Free Crack Pipe.


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