WHERE’S HUNTER, FAT? The Password for Hunter Biden’s Laptop From Hell Is…What You’d Expect. “‘My password is f–ked up. Don’t be offended!’ he said, before announcing that it was ‘analf–k69’ or something to that extent. His inebriated condition made it difficult to understand is speech. My eyes widened a bit, and I told him that maybe it would be best if he tried to log in himself. Big yikes. But also, what did we expect Hunter Biden’s password to be? As the computer repair store owner continues explaining in the excerpt, the laptop password was only the first hint that the laptop would become much more than a usual file recovery job for John Paul Mac Isaac.”