MEANWHILE, OVER AT VODKAPUNDIT: That Mysterious Kim Jong-un Bandage: Now What’s Wrong Him? “In a perfect world, the bandage covers the incision where a mind-control antenna was installed in his brain like poor Malachi Constant from Kurt Vonnegut’s Sirens of Titan. At a whim, still-President Donald Trump could cause Kim incredible pain and get him to agree to dismantle his nuclear program. Clearly, this is not a perfect world.”