JIM TREACHER: White House Staff Finds Poop on Floor, Blames Champ and Major. “Of course, this is all assuming Champ and/or Major are the culprits in the first place. Fecal incontinence isn’t an uncommon problem among the elderly, and some of the current residents of the White House don’t seem to have a solid grasp on where they are at all times. What I’m saying is…Who’s keeping tabs on Jill?”