“DOUCHE GIGOLO, CALIFORNIA CONGRESSMAN:” 2020 Washington Free Beacon Man of the Year: Eric Swalwell.

While it remains unclear whether Fang Fang and the California Democrat were doing the bang-bang, what is known is that one day in 2015 Ms. Fang disappeared. Like a fart in the wind, she had absconded to her native land, never to be seen or heard from again.

Needless to say, read the whole thing.