KYLE SMITH: Where’s the Beef, Wonder Woman 1984?

As of Christmas Day, the “Imagine” video is no longer the worst film Gal Gadot and Kristen Wiig have released in 2020. Wonder Woman 1984 is an ode to parachute pants, fanny packs, eyeball-scorchingly bright colors, teased pouffy hair, and shopping malls, but the throwback item it implanted in my mind is Cheez Whiz. This movie is laboratory-made processed corporate goop in a can.

I’ll stick with my Miami Vice DVDs, to keep my happy memories of the mid-‘80s and its pop culture intact.