THE DOOBIE WOULD BE ROLLED. THE GANJA WOULD BE COMFORTABLE. THE UNUSED STICKIEST OF THE ICKY WOULD BE RELIT, IF THAT’S WHAT THE SMOKER AND THE REST OF THE CHOOM GANG DESIRED, AND THEN A DISCUSSION WOULD ENSUE BETWEEN THE SMOKER AND HIS DEALER: Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam Announces Support for Legalizing Marijuana.
(Classical allusion in headline.)