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The unexpected (no really, not in the Bloomberg definition of the word) success of Republicans in local, House and Senate races, combined with Biden’s Hindenburg-esque age, will make it difficult for the DNC-MSM to dust off their November of 2008 playbook and run with ubiquitous “We Are Socialist Now” style headlines to give half the country the finger. But I’m sure they’ll try.